Sunday Girl

Isobel / 17 / David Bowie grew up in my town. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.   ..fb..2010...potato face..abutt

Today has been the worst thing ever.

In pshe we had to write a stupid letter to the year 12s with advice or whatever.. so obviously I just wrote about how the best thing to do is drop out of society to become a unicorn - but try not to shed too much of your unicorn blood because Voldemort will drink it to regain his strength, and shit will go down and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

and then my stupid hoe form tutor made me stay behind school and write another one, and she kept saying how I only care about myself and I am a cause for concern because people my age shouldn’t act this way and UGH I HATE HER

and to make everything worse, this morning I opened my school bag and a mASSIVE spider crawled out.

  1. bowielicious said: she clearly drank too much unicorn blood
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