Isobel / 18 / David Bowie grew up in my town but now I'm trapped in Hull.
People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded."
I get a notification whenever anyone writes on the wall for freshers week, the plus side of this is that I get to see if anyone is hot. So far there have been zero hot people.