Sunday Girl

Isobel / 18 / David Bowie grew up in my town. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call "mentally retarded."   ..fb..potato face..abutt..blog 4 rantin’..twatter ..

HUMMUS IS DA WUN 4 MEEE

2day I went 2 a kwl diner and spend ALL of my money on shots and whiskey and idkek - I recall ppl running around stark naked in a park and I was like WHY, I can;t do that coz of lady times - i just had to run around hlaf naked, it was kinda fab.. then old men sang red hot chili peppers out of a window 2 us an it was like okAaAaYY yay

quit yo poutin’

hi I hav my 1st exam 2moz so I am jus gonna listen to The Mamas and The Papas all night until I die. I just went to my ~leavers mass~ and it wasn’t even upsetting because I still have another week left of school (I don’t understand y it was 2night, there was cake tho). It was horrible and boring and now I remember why I hate my school, stupid catholics.

GlItTeR nAiLzZz~~

i think i want to be drunk forever, I do not care 4 exams nd shit

I AM 18 2DAYyyy, it has been the fabbest day - I have princess and “boys r stupid” tattoos and I drank tequila and beer by a windmill - then went back to school and did an essay while drunk and still got a B omg I love being drunk at school. aebfweigbsebelalala hi I am woman hear me roarrrRR

last eva tym of bein seventeen so I have 2 b Stevie Nicks and dance around with scarves 

ok but I am going to sleep now, next time I c u I will be a WOMAN - if I don’t finally wake up with boobs I will be Pissed Off.

it is my last ever day of being a dancing queen young and sweet only seventeeen oh yeaahhhh - this saddens me, so I think I might just go to sleep now and wake up as an 18 year old who can legally buy alcohol.

got my hair cut and it is so soft I want to smother myself with it

aaaaaaaaw yeeee

happinesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

this is actually the best record I own, if I had as many souls as there be stars I’d give them all to Crown Heights Affair~~

feelin reallii pretty x o x

my nails r the colour of aliens or sutin

i luk weird but I bought the fabbest shoes evahhhhh I feel like a queen 

UR RUINING MY LYF